Move over, food fights—this cruise ship spectacle is next-level condiment combat! A wild scene unfolded on what’s believed to be Norwegian Getaway when a female passenger absolutely lost it, turning a casual night into an all-out ketchup brawl.

In a now-viral TikTok video, the woman is seen furiously arguing with two men after allegedly being called the B word. But instead of just yelling back, she grabs a bottle of French’s ketchup and douses them in the red stuff, covering their faces and shirts.

The two guys? Cooler than a fridge full of condiments. They barely react, standing there as if this was just another day at sea. One of them even tries to de-escalate things, telling another person to calm down—while dripping in ketchup.

The person filming the video, however, had their priorities straight—zooming in on the brand of ketchup like a true Canadian food enthusiast. Because, obviously, the real crime here is wasting good French’s ketchup!

Finally, a ship security officer arrives, telling the woman to leave the venue, just as the video ends, an off-screen legend drops the best line of the night: “Can I get an order of French fries?”

@ipencer Woman goes nuts on Norwegian cruise #ketchup #ketchupgirl ♬ original sound - ipencer

While it’s still unclear what sparked this dripping drama, one thing’s for sure—this is the most action-packed use of ketchup we’ve seen outside a fast-food joint.